With my ultra-light work schedule you'd think it'd be hard to find things to complain about, but I have a particular talent for finding the single gray cloud on an otherwise sunny day...
Mike and Michael are off to Guerneville today for the Lazy Bear event. I was supposed to head up with them, but the one time this job feels the need for me to actually be present is this week. Auditors are here to tell us everything we did wrong for 2nd quarter. Last time around they didn't ask a single thing from me and so far they've asked nothing this time around either. Still I have to dutifully sit here in the office on the off chance that they might need something.
I'm accomplishing the light bit of work I have, putzing around in the internet, burning cds, and doing other things to pass the time in the office when I could be enjoying naked pool time with throngs of fat, hairy men. I'm trying not to be bitter. Ok, I'm not trying all that hard.
I'm hoping to head up to Lazy Bear tomorrow night after work (assuming the auditors don't decide to drag things out another day). Meanwhile I'm bored and lonely. Does anyone want to play rock, paper, scissors?
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