Decoding things in the gay community is rather simple. Anything and everything relates to getting laid.
"I'm not a scene kind of guy" means "I desperately need to get laid and have created a whole justification system for why I haven't gotten laid."
"I have no plans tonight" means "I want to get laid right now. Do you happen to have any lube with you right now?"
"I'm happy with where I'm at in life" means "I just got laid, but would consider getting laid again given the right offer. Are you the right offer?"
| April 3, 2008 10:29am | 
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So what does "I want to get laid right now" mean?
Big G | April 5, 2008 5:39PM