It's my birthday today. Woo-hoo! Go birthday!! Whose your daddy?!?
Sorry. Got a little carried away there.
I'm all like 36 and shit. I was recently carded going into a dance. The guard said, "You're 36? You look a lot older." Thanks numbnuts. Love you too.
I'm going to try to bat my eyes all pretty like and convince my supervisor to let me take the afternoon off. Now if only I had some wild something to do with that afternoon off. Any suggestions?
| April 1, 2008 07:57am | 
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Yo, fool! Happy B-day! Hard to believe you're over 35 now! It's OK, tho' - I'll be 39 come June!
john | April 1, 2008 3:47PM