| April 27, 2008 12:29am | 
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My upper back/neck pain issues have been worse lately and as a result I'm not sleeping much through the night. That's left me quite grumpy and lethargic which makes it particularly hard to find ways to pass the time at a job that currently has very little to keep me busy. I'm practicing my balance skills of sleeping while sitting upright because the excuse "I was meditating" doesn't really fly when I have to wipe the drool from my cushioned wrist pad (which is looking particularly inviting this morning).
| April 22, 2008 07:09am | 
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Work is slow. Well, that's a bit of an understatement. It may be more accurate to say that I could fit an entire week's work of work into one day. A day where I came in late and left early and didn't even work that hard while I was here. It's really driving me batty. I'm a productivity addict with nearly 10 hours of unproductive time every day. I've been working hard to find things to do at the office and have been bringing lots of personal projects just to fill up the time. Last Thursday I polished my shoes and filed my nails. That's how bad it's gotten. Add to that the complete unknown of whether I'll still have a job in 3 months and I'm feeling more than just a bit crazy in the head. I've told my supervisor that "my work load is lightening" and I can help him with other things, but nothing has come from that yet. If only I could bring my PS2 to the office. I'd have that Ratchet and Clank game finished by now.
| April 10, 2008 07:34am |
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Decoding things in the gay community is rather simple. Anything and everything relates to getting laid.
"I'm not a scene kind of guy" means "I desperately need to get laid and have created a whole justification system for why I haven't gotten laid."
"I have no plans tonight" means "I want to get laid right now. Do you happen to have any lube with you right now?"
"I'm happy with where I'm at in life" means "I just got laid, but would consider getting laid again given the right offer. Are you the right offer?"
| April 3, 2008 10:29am | 
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I did a photo shoot of my friend Jack at an abandoned furnace building. He's not terribly fond of heights, yet I made him climb all over stuff including a ladder to a grate platform over 30 feet in the air. Cuz I'm just mean that way.
(p.s. there is nothing more work-scandalous than naked torsos in this set.)
| April 2, 2008 08:25am |
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It's my birthday today. Woo-hoo! Go birthday!! Whose your daddy?!?
Sorry. Got a little carried away there.
I'm all like 36 and shit. I was recently carded going into a dance. The guard said, "You're 36? You look a lot older." Thanks numbnuts. Love you too.
I'm going to try to bat my eyes all pretty like and convince my supervisor to let me take the afternoon off. Now if only I had some wild something to do with that afternoon off. Any suggestions?
| April 1, 2008 07:57am | 
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