"We are considering several possibilities that could play out in the next month or could take up to a year and may or may not become something viable that we'd choose to consider at this present juncture in our understanding of the facts that have been presented."
So... can you just tell me if I'm still going to have a job next month?
| March 31, 2008 01:59pm | 
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comment already
because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion
Uh, what?
Greg | March 31, 2008 8:36PM
Happy Birthday!
| April 1, 2008 7:38AM
Thank you so much for your question Mr. McLay; we would like to say that we hear that you want to have a level of security for your job. We, the management of this company, all hear that need, and want to support your wanting to need that security. We feel that having the need to feel a level of security is a right granted to you by God. (Or what every higher power you believe in – we also support your right to believe in anything you wish to believe in and if that belief is a higher power that is actually a giant gummy bear then we say – You go girl!.) We hear that you are concerned for your job and understand that you wonder what is to happen with said job over the next week, month or year. My answer to you, and I hope this is helpful is….” Next question please!”
Mike | April 1, 2008 11:35AM