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S&M Disappointments

My friend Greg got a new tattoo last night. Well, the outlines of one at least. I agreed to keep him company throughout the ordeal cuz I wanted to watch him squeal like a girl and writhe in pain. Instead he limited his response to lying like a corpse with occasional wincing. I feel gipped.

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because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion

Hey I got a boner halfway thru the ordeal. What more do you want? ;-)

I promise to scream and writhe more the next time.

HAH!
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What kind of freak sprouts a boner during a tattoo? That's just wrong.

Hold on, let me get my camera and take a picture of myself. I'm crying and whimpering just looking at the photo.