Someone just called me nice. "Really nice" in fact. Am I wrong to be offended by that? I mean, I have a reputation to uphold as an edgy, sarcastic guy who doesn't let anything or anyone get in his way. Cuz, you know, I'm so edgy and shit. I'm downright abrasive sometimes. Well, ok, I *could* be downright abrasive if I wanted to and then... watch out! Cuz, I'm a bad-ass and you don't want to get in my way. And... um... just cuz I've been all like "I love my life" lately doesn't mean that there isn't still sarcasm at the very blackened core of my soul. Yep. I'm jaded and bitter as hell. I'm a raging time bomb of fury warping the minds of your helpless offspring with my corrupt and not-so-nice ways!! <insert heavy metal scream here>
| August 30, 2007 08:45am | 
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mom | August 30, 2007 9:16AM
Doh! Dissed by the maternal being. I'd argue with her, but then she'd just pull out all those embarrassing childhood photos and we can't be having that.
Damon | August 30, 2007 10:28AM