Even before Valette arrived it was pretty obvious to me that she was not coming to see me, but rather get in her year's worth of fun and adventure before returning to Alaska. My role was to help her facilitate packing 365 days worth of fun into a 5 day period tied with a pretty gold bow. I'd say we did a pretty good job.
Valette's visit in 50 words or less:
Marathon, cram-it-all-in days of touristy fun including screaming and swearing at high velocities, sand in my shorts, driving for miles to see an aquatic lobby, eccentricity architectualized, endless maze of shopping, big hats, fattening treats and overall exhaustion.
| August 24, 2007 05:44pm | 
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