I didn't mean to do it. It's not like I set out to hurt you. I was trying to give you the sustenance you wanted and the taste your craved. How was I to know that pizza was laced with ick and would induce chunky convulsions of utmost horror? Can you ever forgive me? And can you get over it quickly? I was kinda hoping we could have some of the ice cream that's in the work freezer...
| July 10, 2007 09:13am | 
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