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Hardship

This Wednesday through Sunday I will be camping in Guerneville for Lazy Bear Weekend. This is the same bearish event I attended last year. This year I'm roughing it with Michael and Mike to explore all the crazy fun this resort-like vacation has to offer. While it's not camping of the homeland variety it will involve a distinct lack of hair dryers or the regular spa treatments. This will be the longest trip the three of us have taken together. Fortunately we're bringing the traveling condo so if we get on each other's nerves we can each retreat to our own separate wings of the tent for a little peace and quiet. Meanwhile we'll try to find someway to get by with the meager king size inflatable mattress with feather comforter, table & chairs, vanity station and gourmet camping food. This gay camping thing is hard work.

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because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion

I hate you. The only fancy thing I got on my camping trip this weekend was hand sanitizer in the outhouse. And considering how other camping trips have gone, that was a luxury.

Hey, it's not all cushy and stuff. I mean, we'll have to walk all the way to the *pool* to take our *showers.*