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Where's the Gun to the Head Module?

There's this financial software we use at work: Microsoft Great Plains. And by "use" I mean we kick and scream until we finally accept the fact that it's not going to do what we want without elaborate blood offerings and white-out induced spirit quests. The thing about the software is that in addition to being proudly anti-user-friendly the creators have chosen to hack the program in many useless bits which can almost, nearly function independently. They then turn around and charge large sums of money for each hacked off piece and make reassembling this puzzle so complex that it requires highly paid professionals, a lucky rabbit's foot and the proper lunar alignment to make it work.

To actually track accounts payable (a crazy notion, I know) we had to buy a additional "module." To track spending by project code: new module. To be able to modify a vendor's ID: new module. To combine vendor records: new module. To enter purchase orders to match the newly purchased accounts payable module: new module. To pick your nose while running reports: new module.

I think the core $10,000 software package is something akin to a digitized abacus.