Dear Nice Tech Support Lady,
Thanks for the blissful hour and a half chat this afternoon. Don't worry that we didn't resolve any of the four issues I brought to you. Who needs productivity or return for that lovely hourly rate when I can simply soak in your bubbling personality and charming wit? Hearing your voice was a delightful treat and I wouldn't have wanted to spend my afternoon any other way. And that overpriced, under-equipped abacus software you support? Gives me all kinds of warm fuzzies.
Eternally yours,
Damon
| April 25, 2007 03:31pm | 
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Dear user:
Thank you for your kind words. I have to apologize, because during your whining and complaining, I might have slipped off into the my usual fantasy where all the users who don't understand how to use this VERY BASIC, system are being chased by a large number of cannibals. Any child with a PHD in computer science should be able to understand this childishly easy system. The special time we spent together only took me very a very important game of "Worlds of War Craft", where I am able to do to people like you what I would love to do in person. I hope you did not take it the wrong way when I rolled my eyes while you are speaking. It is more of a reflex then a judgment. Really! In the future, I hope you will look to the extremely clear system "help" feature and leave me alone to hang out in my IT chat groups and mock the likes of you.
With love,
Tech support Lady
| April 26, 2007 11:46AM