I don't intentionally create situations to freak my family out. Really and truly I don't. Yet I'm sure it seems that I'm on some quest to trump my last freaky venture just to test my family's love and tolerance (which has proven amazingly strong thus far).
I've always done the artistic, metro-sexual and "stick me with needles cuz that's the best way to healthy living" thing which already makes the family's "ain't that special" radar buzz and hum. I got a divorce going against the strict morals of my upbringing. Then I gleefully declared my membership to the Clan of the Gay and moved thousands of miles away to pursue a relationship with another member of that same clan. Now I'm dating not one, but two men in some outrageous triadic concoction of freaky bliss. Through it all, my family has done a wonderful job of just shrugging their shoulders and loving me anyway.
My sister is loving how much I'm aggressively charging through family norms because she says that in comparison to me she can do no wrong. Glad I could help ya out sis.
For my next feat I think I'll open up a body piercing studio with Fredina, the pygmy transsexual yodeling dominatrix who I met at that circus side show in Berkeley. Hi Fredina. Hope you're doing well.
| April 5, 2007 01:05am | 
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And Fredina doesn't have a website or Myspace or anything?
Valette | April 5, 2007 6:26PM
Dude, I'm not sharing Fredina. Get a pygmy transsexual yodeling dominatrix of your own.
Damon | April 6, 2007 7:47AM
this is so incredibly funny. I was looking for transsexual paragliders when I found this page (actually a different page, but it linked directly here) and I am curious if I'm going to be the first ? the fact being the first transsexual paraglidress could maybe make me some money ? and who knows, maybe someone sponsors me with a wing with black lace and a cute paragliding dress ? and some mountain high hi hi heels ?
transsexual paraglidress | June 11, 2007 11:02AM
Hey there transexual paraglidress. I definitely think you have your own corner of the market. And what better way to show your fabulousness than paragliding in a fabulous dress?!
Damon | June 11, 2007 9:53PM