Silly Doctor

Doctor: "You probably have bronchitis."

Me: "But I gargled with vinegar and cayenne pepper."

Doctor: ...

Me: "It's the miracle cure."

Doctor: "I can't do anything for your bronchitis. It'll just have to run it's course."

Me: "But, see, I can't have bronchitis cuz I took the miracle cure."

Doctor: "Here's the number for a psychiatrist. I'll warn her that you're on your way."

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