Last night at an amazing dance event I think I discovered the solution to the whole groping issue. Rather than trying to unleash my aura of raw, sex appeal to a whole crowd of people, I need to Think Globally, Flirt Locally. This magical mantra should save me from many a gropeless night.
| September 3, 2006 07:39pm | 
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