I rode on the back of a Harley
again today. And now that I've ridden "bitch" twice, I'm pretty sure that makes me a bonified expert. So I figured I'd give all you rookies a few tips for the road.
The first and most important rule: accessorize. Anything in leather would be appropriate. Denim also works well. On your third ride, I'd recommend leaving the fishnet t-shirt and faux-fur wrist bands at home.
And to help you know what to expect on your ride... once you come to a stop after riding at 60 miles an hours, it will feel like caterpillars are crawling all around your eyes. This, of course, is a well known fact amoung we biker bitches, but oddly unknown to the lesser mortals.
Finally, while the thought of straddling a large vibrating machine for extended periods sounds like a really appealing prospect, the whole numb ass syndrome doesn't quite live up to the hype.
| September 10, 2006 12:11am | 
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