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Theory of Relativity

I tried out a new church in Tracy yesterday. They hold Sunday services at a local high school. After parking, I noticed there were no signs providing directions so I gravitated toward the door with the most people lingering about and from where the energetic music was coming. I was impressed to see so many youth involved in handing out orders of service and such. I was even more impressed to see a rock band set up on stage. Wow, maybe I actually found a progressive church right here in Tracy.

As the service begun I realized that there were very few adults in the room. I push away the nagging fears that I may indeed be the oldest person in the room. Whatever, the music was great and I was enjoying the service. About half way through one of the leaders made some comment about the "adults meeting down the hall" and suddenly my suspicions were confirmed: I'd stumbled into the land of pimples and merciless fashion rules. Rather than running from the room inciting comments like "wow, I didn't know the elderly could move so quickly," I decided to stay and continue enjoying the service. I enjoyed the sermon even more than the music and was pleased to have stayed.

Next time I'll try the adult service, but if they're too stuffy I may have to sneak my way back in with the youth. That is, assuming they haven't installed a geriatric detector after this recent incursion.

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because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion


I have been struggleing with this same thing...I classify myself as a youth but the world refuses to see it that way.


We'll have to start our own cult of adults that refuse to grow boring.


You need to go to the service that feeds you, spiritually. Unless they start talking about killing the gr'ups, I don't think there's a problem with you attending.


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