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The Sisters

The Russian River order of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence and a few members from other orders were gracious enough to lead a fundraising bingo event during the Lazy Bear Weekend. Here are a few of those humble servants:

Sister Barbi Mitzvah emceed Bingo during Lazy Bear Weekend sporting the latest in Jewish fashion. Word of warning: don't cross Sister Barbi or she'll gleefully dream up some form of "additional fundraising" which will most likely involve dropping your drawers in front of the entire room and letting some "friend" with money take a paddle to your ass. Sister Barbi has been called a bit on the crazy side, but for the life of me I couldn't tell you why.

Sister Frances A. Sissy and Sister Sparkle Plenty were the life of the party and made sure all the diligent bingo players were sticking to the rules. Their sweet demeanors would swiftly carry their feet to Sister Barbi if anyone might almost nearly not quite follow an unwritten rule.

Sister Lily White Superior Posterior glowed with calmness and grace when she "pulled balls" (this is Bingo after all) with Sister Uma Gawd who was unavailable for a photo at the time of press.

I was shocked to learn that Sister Nova Nilla and Sister Jezabelle were indeed men in drag. They make such convincing women after all. Donna Matrix, on the other hand, was caught getting into the red markers again. And here I thought those were secured with a "queer proof" cap.