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Looking for Resort Ken

Wed night through Sunday I'll be in a retreat in Guerneville, CA (Lazy Bear). I'll be sleeping in a tent at night though don't think I've gone all butch or nothing (because I know that was your first thought). I'll be "camping" along with 179 other campers in the back lot of a hotel that's a few minutes from this small resort town. Btw, this back lot actually only technically holds 120 campers...

In packing for this grand adventure I had to put together my poolside outfit, my going out dancing outfit, my hiking outfit and, of course, my "I just threw this on, but don't I look hot?" outfit. Resort Barbie ain't got nothing on me.

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because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion


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