At Lazy Bear I was completely disappointed with the lack of grabbing my ass that went on. I mean, what's with that? I've had this problem at other events as well in spite of my "HEY THERE, LOOK AT ME!!!" tendencies (I did earn the nickname of "Gecko Boy" at the event... some of you will know what that means). It's not like guys aren't checking me out and they certainly seem to be interested.
After much discussion on the topic, I've determined that some people might actually see more to me than my chiseled physique and strikingly handsome features (as Madonna may say: Because I'm livin' in a delusional world and I am a delusional girl). I mean to say, they might actually have respect for me or something. Well, naturally I'm appalled and offended at the very thought and must find a way to remedy this gross injustice. To that end I'm going to start wearing a sign that says "Carpe Ass-um."
| August 8, 2006 12:57pm | 
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My guess would be they were all scared of touching something that they would not get to do more with -- you know the rules at a buffet: never grab something that you aren't going to get to eat...
Jack | August 11, 2006 5:20PM
Well, that's better than another friend's theory that I just am too "intense" unless, of course, I'm in my "nelley" mode. Good delusional support is hard to find...
Damon | August 12, 2006 8:15PM
I'm always good for support. . . and am quite skilled at the delusion part too...
Jack | August 20, 2006 4:06AM