Me: "So are we still on for tonight?"
Him: "Yep. Where do you want to eat?"
Me: "I don't know restaurants in San Francisco. Since you live there, do you have any recommendations?"
Him: "There are tons of good places to eat in the city."
Me: "Ooookay. Well, I really like Asian or maybe someplace that has good salads."
Him: "There are tons of Asian places in the city."
Me: "..."
Me: "Do any favorites come to mind?"
Him: "Well, what part of the city do you want to meet in?"
Me: "I don't know the city very well. What part of the city are you in?"
Him: "We can meet anywhere."
This is the point in the conversation where I should have said:
"Tell ya what, you eat wherever you want, I'll eat wherever I want and we'll just call the whole thing off."
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