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Bah

I'm sitting here at my part-time job and we're listening to Christmas music. All the 50's, sappy, syrupy voiced classics which inspire me to want to shoot myself in the head. In fact, I think as I sit here the Christmas spirit is slowly being sucked from my very being. Quick someone give me either an ancient Silent Night or even a Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer. This golden age crap is constipating my merriment.