You know when you tan indoors (aka Fake 'n Bake) you can smell that your skin has been cooking for awhile? No? Just me? Well then, just play along cause it happens. Anyway, I tanned today in preparation for a holiday trip we're going on. It was my first tanning here and I discovered that baked Damon smells very different in California than it does in Alaska. I had no idea that the smell of charred flesh varied by region. Fascinating.
| November 15, 2005 10:30am | 
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