Oh my God. Iron Chef America. It's on the Food Network as I type. They're in the midst of the Battle Black Bass, which is apparently the most tense, exciting event since the parting of the Red Sea.
The announcer is all like, "I don't believe it. The chef is fleshing out a coconut. WHAT IS HE GOING TO USE THAT FOR?!! We'll just have to wait to find out."
And then I'm all like, "wtf?"
And then he's all like, "There's just 15 minutes left in the competition. Will the chef's be able to complete their dishes in time?!"
Then I'm all like, <click>
| October 29, 2005 11:34pm | 
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I don't know which is funnier, the fact you were watching the food network, or you took so long to change the channel :)
Lynne | October 30, 2005 4:31AM
You sure do live an exciting life!
Marty | October 30, 2005 6:02AM