Man should not live on energy bars alone. And if man decides to ignore this ever-so-basic principle, man should expect to have the most wicked, god awful gas. The kind which causes little children to sob uncontrollably and drives catholic nuns to take solace in a case of whiskey.
| July 9, 2005 06:16pm | 
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because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion
Might I suggest you drink lots of water. Otherwise gas is all your gonna have.
joat | July 11, 2005 2:39AM
News Flash!
Methane Production up in Alaska! Everyone in Homer has given up smoking because one open flame and the blast will be heard all the way to Anchorage! Local cars are being geared to accept the new power supply... The new slogan, "Has Damon Farted for you today?"
Jay | July 11, 2005 11:45AM