When researching ending my cell service in Alaska I was told I needed to call the "Retention Services Department." With a name like that, me thinks it's not going to be as easy as telling them I'm through. By the very definition of the department's name I can most certainly expect many a sales pitch before they actually do what I ask. I'm so looking forward to this call...
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