There are some moments which you know will change your life. Today I will have one of those moments. I'd tell you what it is, but that would take all the fun out of being elusive.
| June 15, 2005 09:27am |
comment already
because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion
Damon,
Does it involve a duck and a set of bagpipes?
Or, maybe, a Californian?
Regardless, go for it! You always know you've got a friend in B'more!
Jay | June 16, 2005 6:25AM
OMG! How did you know it involved a bagpipe playing duck from California??!! I knew I shouldn't have trusted that eye brow waxer from Philly.
D,
Actually, I think I heard it from Patty Hearst... She was under the dryer next to me at Curl Up & Die, you know, next to the Hefty Hide-away! Here in Bawlamer, hon!
So, you know it's got to be true!
Jay | June 16, 2005 5:53PM
Ah, that Patty. Always so concerned that my deepest, darkest secrets aren't going to make their way to the garbage man across town. What a darling.
| June 15, 2005 09:27am | 
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comment already
because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion
Damon,
Does it involve a duck and a set of bagpipes?
Or, maybe, a Californian?
Regardless, go for it! You always know you've got a friend in B'more!
Jay | June 16, 2005 6:25AM
OMG! How did you know it involved a bagpipe playing duck from California??!! I knew I shouldn't have trusted that eye brow waxer from Philly.
Damon | June 16, 2005 1:44PM
D,
Actually, I think I heard it from Patty Hearst... She was under the dryer next to me at Curl Up & Die, you know, next to the Hefty Hide-away! Here in Bawlamer, hon!
So, you know it's got to be true!
Jay | June 16, 2005 5:53PM
Ah, that Patty. Always so concerned that my deepest, darkest secrets aren't going to make their way to the garbage man across town. What a darling.
Damon | June 16, 2005 7:16PM
Now I'm sad I missed it, sounds like a blast.
Valette | June 17, 2005 8:15AM