He just walked away. He took my nuts and scampered off without so much as a backward glance. It's not like I didn't give him access to the goods, but I certainly didn't expect him to gather them in his greedy paws and zip out the door. I had big plans for those tiny nuts. Bastard little squirrel.
| June 22, 2005 05:09pm | 
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Damon,
Too funny! Oh, and speaking of your 'package', it's in transit out of PA at the moment... It hasn't even made it to the "OTHER" coast yet!
Jay | June 23, 2005 5:01AM
My package is in limbo? Sounds like I'm in the midst of a sex change operation.
Damon | June 23, 2005 7:37AM
D,
Don't change a thing! Just checked again and it's in transit! Probably over Chicago or Outer Mongolia as we speak! Boy, your 'package' really gets around!
Have you ever heard Lea DeLaria go off about here 'detachable' one? I guess that will have to be in 'package #2' hehehe!
Later, my friend!
Jay | June 23, 2005 9:13AM