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Best of intentions

Through the power of positive thinking I will change this creepy ass day into a golden ray of sunshine. I will not dwell on the daunting pile of paperwork on my desk nor the boss who gleefully contributes to said pile. Instead I will imagine a rainbow of happiness circling over my head, showering me with light. I will tune out the droaning, sniveling voice of the office-assistant-of-doom and open my ears to hear the melodious incantations of mother earth...

<cracks open tightly shut eyes> Is it working? Cuz, I'm sooooo not continuing this touchy-feely crap if it's not making my mood a hell of a lot better. Postive thinking, my eye! I'll show you where you can put that rainbow of happiness...