I'm having a hard time waking up today. I think I slept well and didn't take anything last night that should give me a hangover... I'm going to rule out getting sick, because that simply doesn't work into my plans. Instead it is only logical to assume that aliens from deep in the heart of the planet Neptune abducted me in the night and stole my REM sleep so they could give it to needy alien children around the galaxy. There are starving dreamers on Saturn you know. Operators are standing by. Call now.
| April 22, 2005 09:19am | 
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I know a few guys who have convinced the daughter of one of them that they can steal her sleep (she's 10). If she doesn't go to bed when he tells her, they will say, "Okay, I just took your sleep and gave it to the dog. Now you will have to stay up all night."
Valette | April 22, 2005 10:21AM