My birthday is going to be in 2 weeks and I'm thinking of having a bonfire party on the beach. Donnie will be in town plus I've made enough friends <fingers-crossed> that I think the event wouldn't consist of me sitting alone on the beach telling myself that I don't look a day over 25. Friends, a beach and a bonfire does kinda make a party, but I'd kinda like a little more happening than that. This is where you and your considerable mental resources come into play.
What else could I do for this grand day? I'd have loud party music, of course. We could do it around dinner time and have hot dogs, etc. to cook over the fire. We could do naked rain dances (a.k.a. "the dance of the jiggly parts"). We could write naughty messages in bottles for some formerly innocent child to discover. I could have everyone write a poem to be read and then tossed into the fire. We could create little art scenes from seaweed, driftwood and other beach items. It could be a costume/themed bonfire party.
So many options. Care to add a few more?
| March 18, 2005 09:16am | 
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