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The Walking Forehead

Dude. Mr. Forehead just paid us a visit. This guy has the largest forehead I've ever seen; it's like Mt. Everest. His forehead is nearly the same height as the rest of his face and his face is rectangular so the forehead doesn't even taper off at the top. It's just damn huge. He's like the walking forehead. Worst of all he always has his hair up and away from his enormous gourd. Today it was pulled back in a ponytail adding the lovely title of "forehead pimp" to my impression of him. The man is so desperately in need of some bangs; some reeeeally long bangs.

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because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion


He's such a pimp. I'm so grateful he comes and visits us, at least once a week.


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