Me: eeeew. Sarah was Abraham?s half sister:
"Besides, she really is my sister, the daughter of my father though not of my mother; and she became my wife." (Genesis 20:12)
Valette: gross
guess they leave that part out in sunday school
Me: I?m wishing it had been left out completely. Now I feel dirty.
Valette: lol
why? tons of old testament people married their sisters. who do you think cain married? or seth?
Me: Shut up. This is like finding out that my parents had sex. I?m sure it?s true, but I don?t want to know.
Valette: your grandparents had sex, too
Me: You are an evil, evil person.
comment already
because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion