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Like a Scary Movie

[WARNING: The following may not be appropriate for small children or those who are easily spooked]

After chatting with the good folks at comic shop number two yesterday it has been confirmed that we've moved to an area based in agriculture, government, and middle age conservatism. <gasp> There is only one rock radio station, most vehicles are practical sedans, there is no progressive medicine, there is very little in the way of entertainment, I've only found one coffee shop, and independent comics just don't sell!!!!! I guess a titty bar only lasted two weeks in Kennewick before it was run out of town (not that I'd go to a titty bar, but where have all the good heathens gone?). I'm living in a horrific nightmare! One of the main reasons I moved was to feel more comfortable being my artistic self. Now I'm thinking the locals will show up at my door any day now wielding torches and pitchforks...