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Tell it to Me Like I'm a Five Year Old

I got a design job from a customer for whom I've done several projects. They wanted another postcard made with the exact same layout as previous cards with a new photo and text. Apparently, they were concerned that the project might not be simple enough for my tiny little brain:

Find template: Grizzly Bear.
Find zip disk: Post Card.
The file should be saved on this disk which you can use to do a cut and paste.
Find zip disk: New Photo.
This is the picture to be used in the the template.
Type the text found on enclosed sheet.
Copy back page information onto the back page of card.

Very thorough directions, but I'm having troubles because he didn't tell me how to turn on the computer...