I went to a local office supply store to check out the variety of stylus pens for my PDA...
"Where are your stylus pens?"
confused look
"You know, the pens used for PDAs?"
"Oooh. They are right over there. But we don't really have any stylish ones. They're all just the regular type."
comment already
because there’s nothing that amuses me more than hearing your pathetic opinion