I don't know if you've noticed, but it seems that having two first names makes one a superhero. Bruce Wayne was destined to be Batman from birth simply because of his name. Clark Kent was in the same predicament (of course, he received his name after crashing to earth in a space ship so one could question the actual influence of his name). Diana Prince was a goddess turned scantily-clad-hero. Barbara Gordon was Batgirl. Barry Allen was the Flash. Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Hal Jordan was the Green Lantern...
The star of the upcoming movie The Punisher, coincidentally has two names. It would seem that Thomas Jane is destined to be a superhero, though I think having a girls name for the last one kinda cancels the whole super powers thing and only really guarantees a love of tights.
| October 7, 2003 10:20am | 
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