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Pig Pen

A customer just came in who stank terrible of cigarette smoke. It was as if he bathed in it for hours. After he left I'm finding that I smell like smoke now too. I was never closer that 2 feet to this guy and his stench crawled it's way over to me. Suddenly the character Pig Pen, from "Charlie Brown", doesn't look so bad.

I can't stand smelling like this so I just used our lysol bathroom freshener on my clothes. I may smell like some bastardized version of a "spring waterfall" but at least I don't smell like a walking cigarette.