"What flavor of emergency do you and your wife use?"
"Uhhhh... What are you talking about?"
"You know, that E-merg-en-C drink?"
"Oh. I drink whatever. It doesn't matter."
"Well, which is your favorite?"
"I... don't really have a favorite... Lately I've been drinking tangerine... but it doesn't really matter to me..."
"Do you have a flavor that you just don't like?"
"Um... I guess I don't really like raspberry much."
"Oh... Ok. That's all I needed."
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