Designer's Nightmare

I may be a font diva, but come on.

The set-up: a sizeable arts organization in Fairbanks wants me to layout their season brochure/flyer. The director has already done a cut & paste (literally) showing me where she wants stuff placed. She was concerned about stuff fitting in one particular section...

Me: When I change the fonts we should have plenty of space.
Freaky Customer: Oh no. I want to keep this font. I really like Comic Sans. I'd like to keep all the headers and the rest of the text in Comic Sans. You have Comic Sans don't you?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Comic Sans is spawn of the font demons. It's not nifty, it's not cool, and it's definitely not appropriate for a season brochure! It shouldn't even exist. Need I say it again: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!